This stands alone as a lovely facade'.
But if that's not an "aryan" Jesus, I dont's know what is?!
And sorry Adolph, but that multi-coloured sun, is going to get that painting of Veinna put on the 'fridge.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Why Does Hitler Paint?
This stands alone as a lovely facade'.
But if that's not an "aryan" Jesus, I dont's know what is?!
And sorry Adolph, but that multi-coloured sun, is going to get that painting of Veinna put on the 'fridge.
Friday, October 9, 2009
Saturday, September 19, 2009
My name is Mrs Shalot I'm interested in your lesson. I would like you
to be taking my daughter your lesson while i am at work in your city.
I live in England(UK) but I'm moving to your area because I'm having
a contract with Environmental Protection Agency in united state, And
they are the one responsible for all payment of all my need including
the lesson fee and there mode of payment is by cashier check.the
contract will be just for 4 weeks so i want you to email me back if
you can teach my daughter (Darby) she is just (16 yrs old) and also
you don't have to worry concerning how she will be coming to the
lesson i have already made all necessary arrangement for all her need
in fact i have negotiate with a cab company that will provide her the
cab and driver that will be driving her to the lesson and driving her
back home after the lesson . so i will want you to get back to me with
the total charges for the 2hr in a day 3 days in a week for good 4
weeks...
> YOU WILL HAVE TO EMAIL ME BACK ALL THIS INFORMATION SO THAT I CAN SEND
> IT TO THE E.P.A SO THEY I'LL ARRANGE FOR THE PAYMENT ASAP.
>
> (1) TOTAL CHARGES FOR THE LESSON $390
> (2) YOUR FULL NAME TO BE ON THE CHECK Troy England Evitt, III
> (3) YOUR LIVING ADDRESS TO SEND THE CHECK TO xxx xxxxxx St. Charleston, SC
> (4) YOUR ZIPCODE 29xxx
> (5) YOUR PHONE NUMBER FOR EASY COMMUNICATION 843-991-5658
>
Dear Mrs. Shalot:
First, thank you for your interest in your daughter's musical education. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's some anxsty little British bitch who barely knows three cords and says, "Well, that bass line's a bit naff, then, isn't it?"
So you go right ahead and hoist little Prudence over the hedges that conceal my bedroom window from the view of those not given to my rakish proclivities. I'll have her all sorted out in just two or three lessons.
Hello, Am ok with all you have said, we will be arriving on 29 of
september so she will buy all necessary book and materials to be
purchased for the Lesson and also i will want you to understand that i
have contact the cab company that will provide us a car and and driver
who will be driving us when we arrive to state.So You Are to take her
for four weeks so have forward your information to the E.P.A secure
payment department in united state so they will send you a check of
$3050 so you will deduct the total charges for the 4 weeks charges out
of the money.So the rest money is for the cab company as have told you
earlier that have arrange for the cab company that will be driving me
to work and also be taking her to your location every day.So once you
deduct your own money you will have to wire the rest money via western
union to them so i will email you there western union information to
reeive the money once the check deliver to you, And make sure you get
that done for me because the cab company let me understand that they
will not agree in working with me working with me by driving me and my
daughter without receiving any deposit from me before we arrive to the
state so you will have to do that for me as a help before we arrive
to be taking my daughter your lesson while i am at work in your city.
I live in England(UK) but I'm moving to your area because I'm having
a contract with Environmental Protection Agency in united state, And
they are the one responsible for all payment of all my need including
the lesson fee and there mode of payment is by cashier check.the
contract will be just for 4 weeks so i want you to email me back if
you can teach my daughter (Darby) she is just (16 yrs old) and also
you don't have to worry concerning how she will be coming to the
lesson i have already made all necessary arrangement for all her need
in fact i have negotiate with a cab company that will provide her the
cab and driver that will be driving her to the lesson and driving her
back home after the lesson . so i will want you to get back to me with
the total charges for the 2hr in a day 3 days in a week for good 4
weeks...
> YOU WILL HAVE TO EMAIL ME BACK ALL THIS INFORMATION SO THAT I CAN SEND
> IT TO THE E.P.A SO THEY I'LL ARRANGE FOR THE PAYMENT ASAP.
>
> (1) TOTAL CHARGES FOR THE LESSON $390
> (2) YOUR FULL NAME TO BE ON THE CHECK Troy England Evitt, III
> (3) YOUR LIVING ADDRESS TO SEND THE CHECK TO xxx xxxxxx St. Charleston, SC
> (4) YOUR ZIPCODE 29xxx
> (5) YOUR PHONE NUMBER FOR EASY COMMUNICATION 843-991-5658
>
Dear Mrs. Shalot:
First, thank you for your interest in your daughter's musical education. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's some anxsty little British bitch who barely knows three cords and says, "Well, that bass line's a bit naff, then, isn't it?"
So you go right ahead and hoist little Prudence over the hedges that conceal my bedroom window from the view of those not given to my rakish proclivities. I'll have her all sorted out in just two or three lessons.
Hello, Am ok with all you have said, we will be arriving on 29 of
september so she will buy all necessary book and materials to be
purchased for the Lesson and also i will want you to understand that i
have contact the cab company that will provide us a car and and driver
who will be driving us when we arrive to state.So You Are to take her
for four weeks so have forward your information to the E.P.A secure
payment department in united state so they will send you a check of
$3050 so you will deduct the total charges for the 4 weeks charges out
of the money.So the rest money is for the cab company as have told you
earlier that have arrange for the cab company that will be driving me
to work and also be taking her to your location every day.So once you
deduct your own money you will have to wire the rest money via western
union to them so i will email you there western union information to
reeive the money once the check deliver to you, And make sure you get
that done for me because the cab company let me understand that they
will not agree in working with me working with me by driving me and my
daughter without receiving any deposit from me before we arrive to the
state so you will have to do that for me as a help before we arrive
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
End States' "Rights", Disolve Private "Property" in excess of $12,000
The rich, capitalist Republicons have had their day in the sun, much as a rotting whale carcass has. Covered in flies and maggots, the putrid corpse of American't excess should be blown up. I don't care how many years somebody went to med or law school or whatever higher education they pursued, nor how much corporate ass-kissing they endured. If they didn't do it for the greater good of the whole of society, they did it all for nothing. Bill Gates and his ilk have more money than they can spend in their lifetimes, so fuck that they "earned" it. They earned it by not having enough capital gains levied against them. They did not earn each penny by the sweat of their brows. They control the means of production and they throw crumbs to their employees.
If I had my way, they'd be forced to live up to the hopes raised by the email scams that Microsoft and others are giving away grants. And I hate fucking email scams.
Desolve the individual States as well. Texas first. Maybe make Austin an enclave since the capital city has all of the common sense and decency of the whole state concentrated into one city, Austin/county, Travis, but fuck the neocons. Let them shoot their guns up in the air on their fucking Baptist church-steps until We The People of the USSA come and burn their stupid fucking churches to the ground. Why I even gave a moment's consideration towards conceding the basic decency of religious nutballs is beyond me. It started with a food (re)distribution program based on a nearby religious group's kind efforts. I'm just gonna have to get involved with Food not Bombs or something, because as Ashley Holt pointed out, I was being a bit hipocritical denouncing religion while trying to "reach across the aisles" to the idiots.
Friday, April 3, 2009
Lit Review
In his novel, Obscene Atlanta, Parkins Baltazar recalls the truces he entered into and breached with the kind of carelessnessreserved for a Thanksgiving dinner hastily eaten over the kitchen sink.
Baltazar sheds new meaning on the word "obseqious" as this harrowing how-to guide takes you step-by-step through the life and times of a hardened recantuer.
His brief stint in the Army is chronicaled in a compleling forthrightness that stands unchallanged in justifying his extended stint in the discliplinary barracks at Ft.Leavenworth and his subsequent launch into geosynchronous orbit where he earned hisbachalor's in physics just trying to use the bathroom in the same manner that resulted in the phasing out of space monkeys inthe first place.
Peeling back the layers of a man so inept as himself requires the kind of unflinching self-inventory that only a man inextended recovery from the abuse of alcohol and hard drugs as Parkins Baltazer wishes he was.
A teetotaler, baltazer never touched a drop or drug not prescibed by a physician, but in view of his wanton hubris, he hasregularly attened AA meatings since the late 80s and has made remarkable strides in not being a complete and utter fuckface and serves as an example of why none of us should be allowed to profit from a book deal involving admitting in the court of public opinion the nature of our wrongdoings.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll seek medical attention as you read this peach of a med-time story between sentencing appeals.
Peaches McGhee sweps us off our teets with his chilling sequel to "I pummeled a nobody", which kept us on the edge of ourseats for so long we all bought beanbag chairs.
Well, the 70s have faded into time, but our buddy Peachs seems to be just getting started. While the 80s saw a rise in steller exposes of upper-class pomposity with the rise of programs like Falcon Crest, Dallas and Gold Man Jones, McGhee's writing lost momentum but never had the sense to simply go away. Maybe that's a good thing because in the long-awaited sequel,
"Nobdy Puts Peaches McGee Into a Coma", he recounts how he must've really fucked up that one time and had to learn to use a fork all over again. I give it a "G" for "Somebody pitch a granade into this fiasco" because while most of it actually happened the way he tells it, it's because somebody else had to remind him the whole time he was typing this unauthorized
autobiography.I recomend this book for anybody seeking a book about formal dinner place settings and cat care.
In "I go chop yo dollar", Semboko Ubo tell us how he spammed his way into the bank accounts of an unsuspecting public and into the heart of one little Rwandan girl who was born with her heart lodged in her spine. Though he never comes to this child's direct financial aid, stories of his arrest for uploading a picture of her on life support and saying he was her "HonorableBarrister" lead to her having been flown to the United States and given a series of painful skin grafts before the mistake was discovered. If this story doesn't restore your faith in humanity, it's because it's not supposed to.
If a dusty old stack of penny dreadfuls is more your speed, gear up for Penelope Grimm's short collection of compliled stories, "Pinpricks and Elephant Guns", which pen-in villian mustaches, vandykes and missing teeth on a number of recycledmorality plays meant to keep children out of Hell. Don't blame me for warning you never to set foot into this one, I'm not telling you nothing about none of this for your own good. So read it on the toilet for all I know.
Baltazar sheds new meaning on the word "obseqious" as this harrowing how-to guide takes you step-by-step through the life and times of a hardened recantuer.
His brief stint in the Army is chronicaled in a compleling forthrightness that stands unchallanged in justifying his extended stint in the discliplinary barracks at Ft.Leavenworth and his subsequent launch into geosynchronous orbit where he earned hisbachalor's in physics just trying to use the bathroom in the same manner that resulted in the phasing out of space monkeys inthe first place.
Peeling back the layers of a man so inept as himself requires the kind of unflinching self-inventory that only a man inextended recovery from the abuse of alcohol and hard drugs as Parkins Baltazer wishes he was.
A teetotaler, baltazer never touched a drop or drug not prescibed by a physician, but in view of his wanton hubris, he hasregularly attened AA meatings since the late 80s and has made remarkable strides in not being a complete and utter fuckface and serves as an example of why none of us should be allowed to profit from a book deal involving admitting in the court of public opinion the nature of our wrongdoings.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll seek medical attention as you read this peach of a med-time story between sentencing appeals.
Peaches McGhee sweps us off our teets with his chilling sequel to "I pummeled a nobody", which kept us on the edge of ourseats for so long we all bought beanbag chairs.
Well, the 70s have faded into time, but our buddy Peachs seems to be just getting started. While the 80s saw a rise in steller exposes of upper-class pomposity with the rise of programs like Falcon Crest, Dallas and Gold Man Jones, McGhee's writing lost momentum but never had the sense to simply go away. Maybe that's a good thing because in the long-awaited sequel,
"Nobdy Puts Peaches McGee Into a Coma", he recounts how he must've really fucked up that one time and had to learn to use a fork all over again. I give it a "G" for "Somebody pitch a granade into this fiasco" because while most of it actually happened the way he tells it, it's because somebody else had to remind him the whole time he was typing this unauthorized
autobiography.I recomend this book for anybody seeking a book about formal dinner place settings and cat care.
In "I go chop yo dollar", Semboko Ubo tell us how he spammed his way into the bank accounts of an unsuspecting public and into the heart of one little Rwandan girl who was born with her heart lodged in her spine. Though he never comes to this child's direct financial aid, stories of his arrest for uploading a picture of her on life support and saying he was her "HonorableBarrister" lead to her having been flown to the United States and given a series of painful skin grafts before the mistake was discovered. If this story doesn't restore your faith in humanity, it's because it's not supposed to.
If a dusty old stack of penny dreadfuls is more your speed, gear up for Penelope Grimm's short collection of compliled stories, "Pinpricks and Elephant Guns", which pen-in villian mustaches, vandykes and missing teeth on a number of recycledmorality plays meant to keep children out of Hell. Don't blame me for warning you never to set foot into this one, I'm not telling you nothing about none of this for your own good. So read it on the toilet for all I know.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
What they won't do....!
Guitar, Bass and Piano. $65/4x/Hour/90 min.
From: lucas mandy (lucasmandy2@gmail.com)
Medium riskYou may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk
Sent: Thu 3/26/09 7:02 PM
To: serv-*****-**********@craigslist.org
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
So this idiot's using some kind of mass mailer to spam all the teachers, tutors and and marigold rooters advertising on Craig'sList.
It gives the appearance that this is a harried parent looking for anything to keep "her kid" busy.
I am looking for a good and reliable tutor that will teach my daughter in one of the subjects listed below:
+MUSIC
+ART
+FRENCH
+SPANISH
+GERMAN
+ITALIAN
+ENGLISH LITERATURE
* Compensation: $50
* This is a part-time job.
* This is a contract job.
Thanks,
Mrs mandy jones
this message was remailed to you via: serv-uydwp-1093180941@craigslist.org
Knowing full-well this is a fucking scam, I says to Mable, I saysHello.
How old is your daughter and what grade is she?
How far can you travel for music lessons?
This is going to become lurid. Look what she just said. Remember, there is no "child"/"teenager" here; the scam artist is trying to ply me with a fake check for way more than I get for guitar/bass/piano instruction, and tell me she made out one check for "lessons, room'n'board, and the nanny" I will eventually be "adviced" to deposit a worthless, but realistic, cashier's check into my savings and withdraw all but what I get for "teaching Kimberly" and wire the rest to the "nanny". Don't go getting DATELINE, NBC involved
regards
If its going to work, Kindly get back to me with the amount per hour
for the total half month of March/April
Mrs mandy jones
Hello,
How you doing?...i do appreciate your reply and wanting to help my kid in her studies currently i am in Barcelona Spain, but my daughter will be coming for a vacation in USA and i want her to be busy throughout because she is a bit playful.
Well first of all, I'm not a little intrigued by your having characterized your daughter as playful. My instrument is not without its complexities and to teach how to perform on it will certainly keep her busy.This scam artist is incapable of identifying sexual innuendo when conveyed in English, and that what I'm saying about a ficticious adolescent girl is of no matter as long as he-it's a guy you know-gets me to wire back the money.
She will be coming to your home for 2 hour each day, I have scheduled a guardian that will always drive her down to your place. My daughter's name is Kimberley ,she is 15 years old and she is in Grade 10. I want to know the total amount for an hour each. so that i can arrange for the payments.
I've been performing for 22 years, normally in duet settings but have been trio-curious on occasion. Students your daughter's age tend to blossom first in duets and then as they master fingering and technique on the instrument, often find that one counterpart fails to complete the melody. I would think your daughter would return to Spain well-versed in these matters.
I will gladly accept payment in the form of a check, or you could wire the funds directly into my account.
Therefore, i just want to know maybe she can always come to you and be her tutor so she can learn from you i mean you can give her any lesson.
I can only endeavor to assure you that to represent my intentions as less than honorable would be to understate the matter entirely.
If possible,please get back to me with the cost of your teaching for the next month i mean the month of march/April
My normal fee is $65 per month but for twice a week, I would not charge the full $130/65x2.
Thanks,
for the email, and moreover I'am glad for keeping me updated in regards to the tutorials and more so for accepting the offer
When we make a deal here in the US we shake hands and bow to our Asian counterparts.
Please consider this email to be bowing and shaking hands.
and its okay by me,I have make contacts with my daughter concerning the arrangement of the tutoring which she told me is ok by her and i want you to know that i am going to pay for 2 hours for 20days. At $15 an hour, a two hour session would be $30. 30x2 is 60, it would be $600 for me to keep Kimberly coming for 2 hours each of 20 days, Okey day?
but i will need to get an apartment for my daughter and also i want you to know that my client who is in US will be sending you my salary payment which i want you to know that the rest of the money will be used to get accommodation beside your location
You should find that there are many people who would be very accommodating with regards to providing a musical and playful 15 year old girl an apartment.
and any other arrangement for the lesson,as soon as you get the payment you will deduct cost of tutoring of the lesson and send the remaining balance to my NANNY Via western union.cos the payment will come inform of a certified check.
Regarding this, kindly reconfirm your full information to receive the check so that payment can be able to made out on-time.The information that will be needed are :
(A) Full Name:Troy "taters'n'eggs" Evitt
(B) Full Address:5*2* C**** Ave.
city withheld due to vendor issues, SC, 29***
(C) Working Phone no.*843-991-5658
Thanks and waiting to read from you.
mrs mandy jones
From: lucas mandy (lucasmandy2@gmail.com)
Medium riskYou may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk
Sent: Thu 3/26/09 7:02 PM
To: serv-*****-**********@craigslist.org
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
So this idiot's using some kind of mass mailer to spam all the teachers, tutors and and marigold rooters advertising on Craig'sList.
It gives the appearance that this is a harried parent looking for anything to keep "her kid" busy.
I am looking for a good and reliable tutor that will teach my daughter in one of the subjects listed below:
+MUSIC
+ART
+FRENCH
+SPANISH
+GERMAN
+ITALIAN
+ENGLISH LITERATURE
* Compensation: $50
* This is a part-time job.
* This is a contract job.
Thanks,
Mrs mandy jones
this message was remailed to you via: serv-uydwp-1093180941@craigslist.org
Knowing full-well this is a fucking scam, I says to Mable, I saysHello.
How old is your daughter and what grade is she?
How far can you travel for music lessons?
This is going to become lurid. Look what she just said. Remember, there is no "child"/"teenager" here; the scam artist is trying to ply me with a fake check for way more than I get for guitar/bass/piano instruction, and tell me she made out one check for "lessons, room'n'board, and the nanny" I will eventually be "adviced" to deposit a worthless, but realistic, cashier's check into my savings and withdraw all but what I get for "teaching Kimberly" and wire the rest to the "nanny". Don't go getting DATELINE, NBC involved
regards
If its going to work, Kindly get back to me with the amount per hour
for the total half month of March/April
Mrs mandy jones
Hello,
How you doing?...i do appreciate your reply and wanting to help my kid in her studies currently i am in Barcelona Spain, but my daughter will be coming for a vacation in USA and i want her to be busy throughout because she is a bit playful.
Well first of all, I'm not a little intrigued by your having characterized your daughter as playful. My instrument is not without its complexities and to teach how to perform on it will certainly keep her busy.This scam artist is incapable of identifying sexual innuendo when conveyed in English, and that what I'm saying about a ficticious adolescent girl is of no matter as long as he-it's a guy you know-gets me to wire back the money.
She will be coming to your home for 2 hour each day, I have scheduled a guardian that will always drive her down to your place. My daughter's name is Kimberley ,she is 15 years old and she is in Grade 10. I want to know the total amount for an hour each. so that i can arrange for the payments.
I've been performing for 22 years, normally in duet settings but have been trio-curious on occasion. Students your daughter's age tend to blossom first in duets and then as they master fingering and technique on the instrument, often find that one counterpart fails to complete the melody. I would think your daughter would return to Spain well-versed in these matters.
I will gladly accept payment in the form of a check, or you could wire the funds directly into my account.
Therefore, i just want to know maybe she can always come to you and be her tutor so she can learn from you i mean you can give her any lesson.
I can only endeavor to assure you that to represent my intentions as less than honorable would be to understate the matter entirely.
If possible,please get back to me with the cost of your teaching for the next month i mean the month of march/April
My normal fee is $65 per month but for twice a week, I would not charge the full $130/65x2.
Thanks,
for the email, and moreover I'am glad for keeping me updated in regards to the tutorials and more so for accepting the offer
When we make a deal here in the US we shake hands and bow to our Asian counterparts.
Please consider this email to be bowing and shaking hands.
and its okay by me,I have make contacts with my daughter concerning the arrangement of the tutoring which she told me is ok by her and i want you to know that i am going to pay for 2 hours for 20days. At $15 an hour, a two hour session would be $30. 30x2 is 60, it would be $600 for me to keep Kimberly coming for 2 hours each of 20 days, Okey day?
but i will need to get an apartment for my daughter and also i want you to know that my client who is in US will be sending you my salary payment which i want you to know that the rest of the money will be used to get accommodation beside your location
You should find that there are many people who would be very accommodating with regards to providing a musical and playful 15 year old girl an apartment.
and any other arrangement for the lesson,as soon as you get the payment you will deduct cost of tutoring of the lesson and send the remaining balance to my NANNY Via western union.cos the payment will come inform of a certified check.
Regarding this, kindly reconfirm your full information to receive the check so that payment can be able to made out on-time.The information that will be needed are :
(A) Full Name:Troy "taters'n'eggs" Evitt
(B) Full Address:5*2* C**** Ave.
city withheld due to vendor issues, SC, 29***
(C) Working Phone no.*843-991-5658
Thanks and waiting to read from you.
mrs mandy jones
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
And on St. Patricks Day
We are ever mindfull that St. Patrick Drove all of the pre-Christian spiritual systems out of 
Ireland.
Ireland. 
Dead or Alive?
Some more 419 scammers are trying to get money out of me, asking "are you dead or alive" in their subject header.
FROM THE NEW ELECTED MINISTER: DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN (OFR) FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE,
5th Floor, Annex 3, New Federal Secretariat Complex,
Shehu Shagari Way, Central Area
Abuja - Nigeria
From: dr.shamsuddenusman_nig@hotmail.com
To: zarathustra10@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: are you dead or alive??
Date: Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:03:37 +0100.
Attention: DEAR
My name is .DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN
, I'm the the new Minister of Finance, I'm directed to contact you by the (UNITED NATION AND INTAERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND )to urgently confirm from you if actually you know one Mrs Joy william and COLLEAGUES who claim to be your business associate/ partner in your country .
The said Mrs Joy Williams is claiming to us that you are dead and he will like to change all the Information that you gave to us as our bona fide beneficiary. Below is the new banking information were he wish to have this funds transferred to:-
Bank of America
6901 Northwest Expressway
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma 73132
ABA: 026009593 (International)
ACCT. #:003042656833
ACCT: Name: FMS Investments Inc.
Signatory: Floyd M. Shealy
This development is coming up now that the Ministry want to offset all your outstanding payments to all our legal foreign beneficiaries’ around the world in which your payment file was affected.
As you may know, the total amount in your favor is a total sum of $37.5 Million U.S Dollars. We need to confirm from you if it's really true that you are dead and If we did not hear from you it automatically means that you are actually dead and the information passed to us by Mrs Joy Williams and is correct.
You are to contact me through my email address as soon as you receive this message so as to know the true position of things with you so that we would not make any mistake in remitting your out-standing payment to a wrong person/account.
Your swift response will help this ministry a lot. Do email me with your full names and direct phone number for an easy communication, your age and occupation to this effect.
From: Troy England Evitt, III.
19 March, 2009
Attention: DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN (OFR) FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE,
5th Floor, Annex 3, New Federal Secretariat Complex,
Shehu Shagari Way, Central Area
Abuja - Nigeria .
Well, as luck would have it, I'm very much undead.
I am, or was before the recession, an employee of the Umbrella Corporation,
one of Joy William's business clients.
The said Mrs Joy Williams is claiming to us that you are dead and he will like to change all the Information that you gave to us as our bona fide beneficiary. By all accounts, I should be dead, the T-virus has made me particularly susceptible to necrosis, but Dr. Wesker injected me with an antidote. Tell Joy Williams that the Tyrant procject was, to say the least, a dissapointment.
Below is the new banking information were he wish to have this funds transferred to:-
Bank of America
6901 Northwest Expressway
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma 73132
ABA: 026009593 (International)
ACCT. #:003042656833
ACCT: Name: FMS Investments Inc.
Signatory: Floyd M. Shealy
This development is coming up now that the Ministry want to offset all your outstanding payments to all our legal foreign beneficiaries’ around the world in which your payment file was affected.
Beneficiary’s Full Name: Troy England Evitt, III.................................................................. .............................................................................................................
.My finger just fell off!
FROM THE NEW ELECTED MINISTER: DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN (OFR) FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE,5th Floor, Annex 3, New Federal Secretariat Complex,
Shehu Shagari Way, Central Area
Abuja - Nigeria
From: dr.shamsuddenusman_nig@hotmail.com
To: zarathustra10@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: are you dead or alive??
Date: Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:03:37 +0100.
Attention: DEAR
My name is .DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN
, I'm the the new Minister of Finance, I'm directed to contact you by the (UNITED NATION AND INTAERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND )to urgently confirm from you if actually you know one Mrs Joy william and COLLEAGUES who claim to be your business associate/ partner in your country .The said Mrs Joy Williams is claiming to us that you are dead and he will like to change all the Information that you gave to us as our bona fide beneficiary. Below is the new banking information were he wish to have this funds transferred to:-
Bank of America
6901 Northwest Expressway
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma 73132
ABA: 026009593 (International)
ACCT. #:003042656833
ACCT: Name: FMS Investments Inc.
Signatory: Floyd M. Shealy
This development is coming up now that the Ministry want to offset all your outstanding payments to all our legal foreign beneficiaries’ around the world in which your payment file was affected.
As you may know, the total amount in your favor is a total sum of $37.5 Million U.S Dollars. We need to confirm from you if it's really true that you are dead and If we did not hear from you it automatically means that you are actually dead and the information passed to us by Mrs Joy Williams and is correct.
You are to contact me through my email address as soon as you receive this message so as to know the true position of things with you so that we would not make any mistake in remitting your out-standing payment to a wrong person/account.
Your swift response will help this ministry a lot. Do email me with your full names and direct phone number for an easy communication, your age and occupation to this effect.
From: Troy England Evitt, III.
19 March, 2009
Attention: DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN (OFR) FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE,
5th Floor, Annex 3, New Federal Secretariat Complex,
Shehu Shagari Way, Central Area
Abuja - Nigeria .
Well, as luck would have it, I'm very much undead.
I am, or was before the recession, an employee of the Umbrella Corporation,
one of Joy William's business clients.The said Mrs Joy Williams is claiming to us that you are dead and he will like to change all the Information that you gave to us as our bona fide beneficiary. By all accounts, I should be dead, the T-virus has made me particularly susceptible to necrosis, but Dr. Wesker injected me with an antidote. Tell Joy Williams that the Tyrant procject was, to say the least, a dissapointment.
Below is the new banking information were he wish to have this funds transferred to:-
Bank of America
6901 Northwest Expressway
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma 73132
ABA: 026009593 (International)
ACCT. #:003042656833
ACCT: Name: FMS Investments Inc.
Signatory: Floyd M. Shealy
This development is coming up now that the Ministry want to offset all your outstanding payments to all our legal foreign beneficiaries’ around the world in which your payment file was affected.
.
FROM THE NEW ELECTED MINISTER: DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN (OFR) FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE,
5th Floor, Annex 3, New Federal Secretariat Complex,
Shehu Shagari Way, Central Area
Abuja - Nigeria .
The Information you requested is below, I I will get to Western Union by or before 12 PM, Eastern Daylight Time, but you must understand, that just as Ms. Joy Williams was concerned for my life-or-death, that the Tyrant Virus has grown more aggressive and Dr. Wesker has been unavailable to deliver the second antidote. can you see if Ms. Williams can make contact with me regarding the "Raccoon City Incident"-underneath the Mansion facility.
5th Floor, Annex 3, New Federal Secretariat Complex,
Shehu Shagari Way, Central Area
Abuja - Nigeria .
The Information you requested is below, I I will get to Western Union by or before 12 PM, Eastern Daylight Time, but you must understand, that just as Ms. Joy Williams was concerned for my life-or-death, that the Tyrant Virus has grown more aggressive and Dr. Wesker has been unavailable to deliver the second antidote. can you see if Ms. Williams can make contact with me regarding the "Raccoon City Incident"-underneath the Mansion facility.
Beneficiary’s Full Name: Troy England Evitt, III.................................................................. .............................................................................................................
Account information....Wachovia Bank of Racoon City, SC........................................................................
..............................................................................................................
Full Address: .........3**9 Crown Ave. North Charleston, SC............................................................................
.................................................................................................................
Telephone No: ........843-991-****.................................... Fax No: ……...........................................
Email adress za******10@hotmail.com.....................................................................................................................................………………………………………………..……………………....
Date of Birth: 14 September, 1968 ………………………………………………………………….…….
Occupation:.Biotech Defense Engineer........................................................................................................... Retired…N/A…………………………………………………………………..…….
Next of Kin: ...Avery Dratch.......................................................................................................
..................................................................................................................................
Account type: ..Checking............................................ Currency Type: US Dollars ......................................
Preferred Account User’s Name:..Evitt, Troy E................................................................................ .........................................................................................................................................
Preferred Account User’s Password:....Ev68itt...................................................... .......................................................................................................................
Beneficiary’s Signature: ............Troy England Evitt, III........................................... Date:..18 March, 2009.............. ...................................................................................................................
FOR OFFICIAL USE...........................................................................
then you have to send $300 and 70 us dollars only fo the prossesing of the approvard of the fund document form and the pin code nuber so that your fund $37.5 million will be approved in your name as the oreginal beneficiary of the fund...and also be transfer to you today.
RECEIVERS NAME:.........................JAMES AREMSTRONG
LOCATION….................................lagos nigeria Se5 8P6…. London uk.
TEST QUESTION:........ ......................in god
TEST ANSWER: ......................................we trust
AMOUNT............................................$300 AND 70 US DOLLARS
MTCN NUMBER...............................................................
SENDERS NAME...............................................................
DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN:
this is to inform you that we are in the resip of your mail you....and also want to let you know that you will need to chouse an option how you want the fund to be deliverd to you.
1)deliverd by diplomat to your door step (2) bank to bank transfer whcich is online bank.
.My finger just fell off!
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Are you dead or alive?
| From: | fedral ministry fo finance (offices.offices3@verizon.net) |
| Sent: | Wed 3/18/09 4:28 AM |
| To: |
FROM THE NEW ELECTED MINISTER: DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN (OFR) FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE,
5th Floor, Annex 3, New Federal Secretariat Complex,
Shehu Shagari Way, Central Area
Abuja - Nigeria .
Attention: DEAR
My name is .DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN , I'm the the new Minister of Finance, I'm directed to contact you by the (UNITED NATION AND INTAERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND )to urgently confirm from you if actually you know one Mrs Joy william and COLLEAGUES who claim to be your business associate/ partner in your country .
The said Mrs Joy Williams is claiming to us that you are dead and he will like to change all the Information that you gave to us as our bona fide beneficiary.
As you may know, the total amount in your favor is a total sum of $37.5 Million U.S Dollars. We need to confirm from you if it's really true that you are dead and If we did not hear from you it automatically means that you are actually dead and the information passed to us by Mrs Joy Williams and is correct.
Your swift response will help this ministry a lot. Do email me with your full names and direct phone number for an easy communication, your age and occupation to this effect.
Best Regards,
Attention: DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN (OFR) FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE,
5th Floor, Annex 3, New Federal Secretariat Complex,
Shehu Shagari Way, Central Area
Abuja - Nigeria .
Well, as luck would have it, I'm very much undead.
I am, or was before the recession, an employee of the Umbrella Corporation, one of Joy William's business clients.
The said Mrs Joy Williams is claiming to us that you are dead and he will like to change all the Information that you gave to us as our bona fide beneficiary. By all accounts, I should be dead, the T-virus has made me particularly susceptible to necrosis, but Dr. Wesker injected me with an antidote. Tell Joy Williams that the Tyrant procject was, to say the least, a dissapointment.
Below is the new banking information were he wish to have this funds transferred to:-
Bank of America
6901 Northwest Expressway
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
One of my fondest childhood memories is the Ice Cream Truck. That pyscho music box playlist of caliope circus marches and the taste of an orange Push Up on a Thursday afternoon in July in South Carolina was my redemption.
But today I had to hear the goddamn Ice Cream truck play a mind-numbing loop of inane attraction music that began and ended with a girl's voice calling, "Hello?!"
In February. In nippy twilight weather. No dick. Hard nipples. Cold.
This bastard's selling fucking ice cream in a took and mittens.
That qualifies as "Ice cream to Eskimos", 'round these parts.
What I wish, at 40, is that we had a better offering for 30-degree weather.
A soup guy. An old Jewish soup guy, kvetching in righteous Yiddish indignation, but with this cart of hot soups.
This, I would like.
Chicken Noodle and Lentils would be your choices and you better have correct change, but after a while you figured you were counted among those people he'd bitch about while never cursing anybody to their face.
And forget the sickening, major-key yuck yuck music of the Ice Cream truck, you knew he was coming owing to his endless lament over this or that social ill; you'd hear his bitching blocks away.
But today I had to hear the goddamn Ice Cream truck play a mind-numbing loop of inane attraction music that began and ended with a girl's voice calling, "Hello?!"
In February. In nippy twilight weather. No dick. Hard nipples. Cold.
This bastard's selling fucking ice cream in a took and mittens.
That qualifies as "Ice cream to Eskimos", 'round these parts.
What I wish, at 40, is that we had a better offering for 30-degree weather.
A soup guy. An old Jewish soup guy, kvetching in righteous Yiddish indignation, but with this cart of hot soups.
This, I would like.
Chicken Noodle and Lentils would be your choices and you better have correct change, but after a while you figured you were counted among those people he'd bitch about while never cursing anybody to their face.
And forget the sickening, major-key yuck yuck music of the Ice Cream truck, you knew he was coming owing to his endless lament over this or that social ill; you'd hear his bitching blocks away.
Threat Guild-or-Ashley's Revenge.
Drink deep this Rocky's-eye-view of THRDGLL:
This is freaky: stare and count to 45...
...after a while, you feel all "beaten up", doncha?
This is freaky: stare and count to 45...
...after a while, you feel all "beaten up", doncha?Saturday, January 31, 2009
Friday, January 16, 2009
7:00 AM Who Can Inspire a Day Like This?
How bout a steamin' cup of Folgers? Along with some Sharon Tater Tots
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
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