What they won't do....!

Guitar, Bass and Piano. $65/4x/Hour/90 min.‏
From: lucas mandy (lucasmandy2@gmail.com)
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Sent: Thu 3/26/09 7:02 PM
To: serv-*****-**********@craigslist.org
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
So this idiot's using some kind of mass mailer to spam all the teachers, tutors and and marigold rooters advertising on Craig'sList.
It gives the appearance that this is a harried parent looking for anything to keep "her kid" busy.

I am looking for a good and reliable tutor that will teach my daughter in one of the subjects listed below:
+MUSIC
+ART
+FRENCH
+SPANISH
+GERMAN
+ITALIAN
+ENGLISH LITERATURE

* Compensation: $50
* This is a part-time job.
* This is a contract job.

Thanks,
Mrs mandy jones
this message was remailed to you via: serv-uydwp-1093180941@craigslist.org
Knowing full-well this is a fucking scam, I says to Mable, I saysHello.
How old is your daughter and what grade is she?
How far can you travel for music lessons?
This is going to become lurid. Look what she just said. Remember, there is no "child"/"teenager" here; the scam artist is trying to ply me with a fake check for way more than I get for guitar/bass/piano instruction, and tell me she made out one check for "lessons, room'n'board, and the nanny" I will eventually be "adviced" to deposit a worthless, but realistic, cashier's check into my savings and withdraw all but what I get for "teaching Kimberly" and wire the rest to the "nanny". Don't go getting DATELINE, NBC involved
regards
If its going to work, Kindly get back to me with the amount per hour
for the total half month of March/April
Mrs mandy jones

Hello,
How you doing?...i do appreciate your reply and wanting to help my kid in her studies currently i am in Barcelona Spain, but my daughter will be coming for a vacation in USA and i want her to be busy throughout because she is a bit playful.
Well first of all, I'm not a little intrigued by your having characterized your daughter as playful. My instrument is not without its complexities and to teach how to perform on it will certainly keep her busy.This scam artist is incapable of identifying sexual innuendo when conveyed in English, and that what I'm saying about a ficticious adolescent girl is of no matter as long as he-it's a guy you know-gets me to wire back the money.
She will be coming to your home for 2 hour each day, I have scheduled a guardian that will always drive her down to your place. My daughter's name is Kimberley ,she is 15 years old and she is in Grade 10. I want to know the total amount for an hour each. so that i can arrange for the payments.
I've been performing for 22 years, normally in duet settings but have been trio-curious on occasion. Students your daughter's age tend to blossom first in duets and then as they master fingering and technique on the instrument, often find that one counterpart fails to complete the melody. I would think your daughter would return to Spain well-versed in these matters.
I will gladly accept payment in the form of a check, or you could wire the funds directly into my account.
Therefore, i just want to know maybe she can always come to you and be her tutor so she can learn from you i mean you can give her any lesson.
I can only endeavor to assure you that to represent my intentions as less than honorable would be to understate the matter entirely.
If possible,please get back to me with the cost of your teaching for the next month i mean the month of march/April
My normal fee is $65 per month but for twice a week, I would not charge the full $130/65x2.

Thanks,
for the email, and moreover I'am glad for keeping me updated in regards to the tutorials and more so for accepting the offer
When we make a deal here in the US we shake hands and bow to our Asian counterparts.
Please consider this email to be bowing and shaking hands.
and its okay by me,I have make contacts with my daughter concerning the arrangement of the tutoring which she told me is ok by her and i want you to know that i am going to pay for 2 hours for 20days. At $15 an hour, a two hour session would be $30. 30x2 is 60, it would be $600 for me to keep Kimberly coming for 2 hours each of 20 days, Okey day?
but i will need to get an apartment for my daughter and also i want you to know that my client who is in US will be sending you my salary payment which i want you to know that the rest of the money will be used to get accommodation beside your location
You should find that there are many people who would be very accommodating with regards to providing a musical and playful 15 year old girl an apartment.
and any other arrangement for the lesson,as soon as you get the payment you will deduct cost of tutoring of the lesson and send the remaining balance to my NANNY Via western union.cos the payment will come inform of a certified check.
Regarding this, kindly reconfirm your full information to receive the check so that payment can be able to made out on-time.The information that will be needed are :
(A) Full Name:Troy "taters'n'eggs" Evitt
(B) Full Address:5*2* C**** Ave.
city withheld due to vendor issues, SC, 29***
(C) Working Phone no.*843-991-5658
Thanks and waiting to read from you.
mrs mandy jones

And on St. Patricks Day

We are ever mindfull that St. Patrick Drove all of the pre-Christian spiritual systems out of Ireland.

Bless You!

Dead or Alive?

Some more 419 scammers are trying to get money out of me, asking "are you dead or alive" in their subject header.



FROM THE NEW ELECTED MINISTER: DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN (OFR) FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE,
5th Floor, Annex 3, New Federal Secretariat Complex,
Shehu Shagari Way, Central Area
Abuja - Nigeria

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From: dr.shamsuddenusman_nig@hotmail.com
To: zarathustra10@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: are you dead or alive??
Date: Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:03:37 +0100.

Attention: DEAR
My name is .DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN , I'm the the new Minister of Finance, I'm directed to contact you by the (UNITED NATION AND INTAERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND )to urgently confirm from you if actually you know one Mrs Joy william and COLLEAGUES who claim to be your business associate/ partner in your country .

The said Mrs Joy Williams is claiming to us that you are dead and he will like to change all the Information that you gave to us as our bona fide beneficiary. Below is the new banking information were he wish to have this funds transferred to:-

Bank of America
6901 Northwest Expressway
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma 73132
ABA: 026009593 (International)
ACCT. #:003042656833
ACCT: Name: FMS Investments Inc.
Signatory: Floyd M. Shealy

This development is coming up now that the Ministry want to offset all your outstanding payments to all our legal foreign beneficiaries’ around the world in which your payment file was affected.

As you may know, the total amount in your favor is a total sum of $37.5 Million U.S Dollars. We need to confirm from you if it's really true that you are dead and If we did not hear from you it automatically means that you are actually dead and the information passed to us by Mrs Joy Williams and is correct.

You are to contact me through my email address as soon as you receive this message so as to know the true position of things with you so that we would not make any mistake in remitting your out-standing payment to a wrong person/account.

Your swift response will help this ministry a lot. Do email me with your full names and direct phone number for an easy communication, your age and occupation to this effect.


From: Troy England Evitt, III.

19 March, 2009

Attention: DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN (OFR) FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE,
5th Floor, Annex 3, New Federal Secretariat Complex,
Shehu Shagari Way, Central Area
Abuja - Nigeria .

Well, as luck would have it, I'm very much undead.

I am, or was before the recession, an employee of the Umbrella Corporation, one of Joy William's business clients.


The said Mrs Joy Williams is claiming to us that you are dead and he will like to change all the Information that you gave to us as our bona fide beneficiary. By all accounts, I should be dead, the T-virus has made me particularly susceptible to necrosis, but Dr. Wesker injected me with an antidote. Tell Joy Williams that the Tyrant procject was, to say the least, a dissapointment.



Below is the new banking information were he wish to have this funds transferred to:-

Bank of America
6901 Northwest Expressway
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma 73132
ABA: 026009593 (International)
ACCT. #:003042656833
ACCT: Name: FMS Investments Inc.
Signatory: Floyd M. Shealy

This development is coming up now that the Ministry want to offset all your outstanding payments to all our legal foreign beneficiaries’ around the world in which your payment file was affected.

.

FROM THE NEW ELECTED MINISTER: DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN (OFR) FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE,
5th Floor, Annex 3, New Federal Secretariat Complex,
Shehu Shagari Way, Central Area
Abuja - Nigeria .
The Information you requested is below, I I will get to Western Union by or before 12 PM, Eastern Daylight Time, but you must understand, that just as Ms. Joy Williams was concerned for my life-or-death, that the Tyrant Virus has grown more aggressive and Dr. Wesker has been unavailable to deliver the second antidote. can you see if Ms. Williams can make contact with me regarding the "Raccoon City Incident"-underneath the Mansion facility.

Beneficiary’s Full Name: Troy England Evitt, III.................................................................. .............................................................................................................

Account information....Wachovia Bank of Racoon City, SC........................................................................

..............................................................................................................

Full Address: .........3**9 Crown Ave. North Charleston, SC............................................................................

.................................................................................................................

Telephone No: ........843-991-****.................................... Fax No: ……...........................................

Email adress za******10@hotmail.com.....................................................................................................................................………………………………………………..……………………....

Date of Birth: 14 September, 1968 ………………………………………………………………….…….

Occupation:.Biotech Defense Engineer........................................................................................................... Retired…N/A…………………………………………………………………..…….

Next of Kin: ...Avery Dratch.......................................................................................................

..................................................................................................................................

Account type: ..Checking............................................ Currency Type: US Dollars ......................................

Preferred Account User’s Name:..Evitt, Troy E................................................................................ .........................................................................................................................................

Preferred Account User’s Password:....Ev68itt...................................................... .......................................................................................................................

Beneficiary’s Signature: ............Troy England Evitt, III........................................... Date:..18 March, 2009.............. ...................................................................................................................

FOR OFFICIAL USE...........................................................................

then you have to send $300 and 70 us dollars only fo the prossesing of the approvard of the fund document form and the pin code nuber so that your fund $37.5 million will be approved in your name as the oreginal beneficiary of the fund...and also be transfer to you today.

RECEIVERS NAME:.........................JAMES AREMSTRONG

LOCATION….................................lagos nigeria Se5 8P6…. London uk.

TEST QUESTION:........ ......................in god

TEST ANSWER: ......................................we trust

AMOUNT............................................$300 AND 70 US DOLLARS

MTCN NUMBER...............................................................

SENDERS NAME...............................................................

DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN:

this is to inform you that we are in the resip of your mail you....and also want to let you know that you will need to chouse an option how you want the fund to be deliverd to you.

1)deliverd by diplomat to your door step (2) bank to bank transfer whcich is online bank.

.My finger just fell off!

Are you dead or alive?

From:	fedral ministry fo finance (offices.offices3@verizon.net)
Sent:	Wed 3/18/09 4:28 AM
To:

FROM THE NEW ELECTED MINISTER: DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN (OFR) FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE,
5th Floor, Annex 3, New Federal Secretariat Complex,
Shehu Shagari Way, Central Area
Abuja - Nigeria .

Attention: DEAR
My name is .DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN , I'm the the new Minister of Finance, I'm directed to contact you by the (UNITED NATION AND INTAERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND )to urgently confirm from you if actually you know one Mrs Joy william and COLLEAGUES who claim to be your business associate/ partner in your country .

The said Mrs Joy Williams is claiming to us that you are dead and he will like to change all the Information that you gave to us as our bona fide beneficiary.


As you may know, the total amount in your favor is a total sum of $37.5 Million U.S Dollars. We need to confirm from you if it's really true that you are dead and If we did not hear from you it automatically means that you are actually dead and the information passed to us by Mrs Joy Williams and is correct.

Your swift response will help this ministry a lot. Do email me with your full names and direct phone number for an easy communication, your age and occupation to this effect.

Best Regards,




Attention: DR. SHAMSUDDEN USMAN (OFR) FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE,
5th Floor, Annex 3, New Federal Secretariat Complex,
Shehu Shagari Way, Central Area
Abuja - Nigeria .

Well, as luck would have it, I'm very much undead.

I am, or was before the recession, an employee of the Umbrella Corporation, one of Joy William's business clients.


The said Mrs Joy Williams is claiming to us that you are dead and he will like to change all the Information that you gave to us as our bona fide beneficiary. By all accounts, I should be dead, the T-virus has made me particularly susceptible to necrosis, but Dr. Wesker injected me with an antidote. Tell Joy Williams that the Tyrant procject was, to say the least, a dissapointment.



Below is the new banking information were he wish to have this funds transferred to:-

Bank of America
6901 Northwest Expressway