Two old friends meet on a city bus. Having not seen eachother for sometime, the reunion happened in stages, each regarding the other with that, "Hey! It's.....it's....nah!" game people play.

Finally, Olaf marches up to Constantine and Smartly doffs his frontal lobes and says, "Constantine!....You fat Bastard!"

Constantine, nonplused, scratched his hypothalamus for all of five seconds and burst into flames!

The agony was bearable for one of Constantine's subatomic species, owing the exposed hypothalamus. He screamed, "So, watcha been Doing?"

"Fixed up my granddad's old car, the duster".

"That thing must turn a lot of heads at car shows" , Constantine said, his succulent ribs steaming with flavor.