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You may not know it, but the Ev takes great pleasure in looking his very best and being seen in only the tawniest Downtown Charleston digs. Whether I'm checking NYSE quotes on my iPhone or just grabbing a latte' and chatting some barista half my age, I smell like rich Corinthian leather.

And that's what Self-Agrandizing Cunt Bastard Magazine stands for.