I had to eat fast food against my will once. I got stuck because of a guitar student's mom who was tied up with one of her other Preciouses locked out of Scouts or something. Having not eaten in a while, and in lieu of digging around in my customer's fridge, like that one time, I had to go to Burger King. "Big Fish!" the words under a picture of the Burger King Big Fish seemed to say.
Well that goddamned Big Fish with Fries and a Tea obviously wanted me dead, because, as I sat annoyed with my student's mother not coming home with one kid cause of another, I suddenly wanted to blow warm fish bolus all over God's Green Earth.
This was over a year ago and no, Ev didn't file a major suit. I got my money back for the whole combo, since NONE of it stayed down.
It was actually kinda funny telling this large, matriarchial black woman, "Hey, I just graced your already fetid men's lavretory with a murder of fish bolus".
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