Ephesians 4:12

And he gave some, apostles; and some, prophets; and some, evangelists; and some, pastors and teachers
For the perfecting of the saints, for the work of the ministry, for the edifying of the body of Christ: Ephesians 4:12 (KJV)




Meet Paul and Jan Crouch. They're among God's Anointed at the helm of TBN, or Nambla.

Trinity Broadcasting Network is the redistributed funds of the failed PTL network. And by the looks of things, Jesus is right back where He started.

Jan Crouch has picked up the eyebrow pen where Tammy Faye left off sometime between leaving PTL and leaving the planet and by the looks of things, What Would Jesus Do has never been a better question. Girlfriend, if Jesus were here now, he'd tell you you look like a 10-dollar whore and then forgive you.

And don't think Heritage USA is completely forgotten. In hopes of bringing in some major tourism money, they moved it to Orlando, where they stage a twice-daily crucifixion wherein an actor playing Christ is stripped to a loincloth and, in keeping with their mission statement of providing wholesome family entertainment, nailed to a cross after being flogged for a few minutes. You'd think they'd give the people in the wheelchairs a better vantage point. That poor lady to His right is having to crane her already compromised spinal chord to touch the hem of His garment.

But I don't mean to alienate People Of Faith or nothin'.